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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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