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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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