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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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