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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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