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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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