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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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