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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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