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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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