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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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