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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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