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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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