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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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