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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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