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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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