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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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