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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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