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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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