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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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