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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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