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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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