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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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