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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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