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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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