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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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