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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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