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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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