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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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