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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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