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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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