Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.