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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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