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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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