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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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