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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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