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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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