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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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