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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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