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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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