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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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