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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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