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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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