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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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