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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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