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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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