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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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