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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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