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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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