Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.