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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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