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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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