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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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