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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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