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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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