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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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